6-8-2023
All New Yorker toons 100$ apiece. Such a deal!
“It started with a peg leg.”
This goes out to everybody who’s just a little bit different, including those who are shockingly non-human.
“Whoops!”
6-14-2023
“We have ways to make you talk. We just don’t know what they are yet.”
6-15-2023
“Don’t be afraid to go heavy on your twisted roots, shaved wood chips & crushed bark!”
7-1-2023
“. . . So, three Woodies walk into a bar. . .”
7-1-2023
“Look, I’m not Ken.”
6-4-2023
“—Don’t—scratch—me—”
9-19-2023
“You know you’re cutting on my father’s remains.”
9-19-2023
“At least Pinocchio had a face!”
7-13-2023
“You scratched yourself up for this?”
9-20-2023
“That’s right, you bastard! It’s somebody’s mother!”
7-13-2023
“C’mon! You’re made of wood!”
9-19-2023
“My family’s in forestry.”
5-30-2023
“How do I tell him I’m not thirsty?”
9-20-2023
“Online, she says ‘Made from highest quality blond engelmann spruce with polished rosewood bottom.’ She’s plastic!”
9-20-2023
“I heard you’re looking for me. Well, here I am.”
9-20-2023
“Hm. . . this just might work.”
9-20-2023
“Barbie Omnia Vincit”
10-8-2023